Balls, balls, everywhere!

One word: balls. The downstairs has been flooded with baseballs. Unexpected, and dad's trapped. I'll bet it was the dastardly Dopplegangers! First stealing our pets, then trapping me and mom in a brick dome, then the météor incident, and now this! I hate those guys! There are some interesting side effects, too. We have to go outside through the back door (others do too), the danger of leaning over the stairs has been eliminated, and we can get closer to the trapezoidic window than ever! (From the first step of the stairs to the basement floor, there's baseballs everywhere.) We can also play baseball: there's actually also other baseball equipment.

Météor incident--it's over

Hi there. Been a long time since the météor (may-tay-or) incident (That's what we started calling it around the house). I suppose i'll tell you about it.
So it all started at the end of last post. Big météor (that's how i'll pronounce meteor from now on) was heading for the house. I charged my laser and fired it. It just caused a small dent. Really epic. I charged my laser longer, small dent. I launched a L.A.S.E.R, small dent. I fired three charged lasers at once, three small dents. Launched a darkness beam, crackled with electricity? I was a little surprised that it crackled with electricity. I activated chat and summoned the rest of the family to also use dark beam. We kept launching darkness at the météor, and eventually i opened a small hole in the météor and discovered that it was fake. It was mechanical, fortunately---I'm experienced with computerized stuff. I jumped in the météor and started frantically moving things around. Eventually i had moved enough things that i could finish reprogramming the mecha météor by moving a few wires on the central switchboard. Instantly, the météor started flying back into the sky. I escaped through the hole and fired a looooong light beam at the météor, repairing it. I thought nothing about it being sent by the dopplegangers, but now i'm pretty sure it was them.

DNA eviDENCE

It's a day after our escape and Wal-mart is under repairs. Me and Anda are out in the backyard searching for clues for the disappearances. We've checked under the leaves and the big rock now. No sign. Not trapped in the window, not on the woodwork or the fence, not up a tree or in a tree's bark, not in the treehouse, not in the toys. We've got one option left--digging. Get some water in the yella bucket, pour it on the dirt patch, scoop some mud up in the empty can, Activate DNA_scan.exe.
3 lumps of DNA found. Which piece would you like to analyze?
Scan 50
Scan 50 means analyze all of them at the same time.
These are all hair strands from channel 12.
Channel 12 is Anda's stuffed cat/purse that she named Lisa and is black and white. One hair was black, the other two were white.
Run chat.exe
Choose channel
12
Huh? My wristwatch is picking up a signal! And it's coming from channel 7!
Channel 7 is me. Hi, Lisa! Where are you? it looks like a prison cell!
Hi, Caleb. I'm in some kind of prison cell in a secret fortress somewhere in a random forest. An evil you and evil Anda captured me and took me here.
Dopplegangers? I should have knowed! It was probably them who disappeared you and the other pets and attacked Wal-mart!
Attacked Wal-mart?
They shot a massive cannonball through the wall, blocking all escape routes and trapping us in a big brick dome for a week!
Wow.
I hope there's no more...why is it so dark right now?
OH...MY...GOSH! A massive meteor! Activate laser_charge.exe
Why did you charge your laser...and fire it now?
Big meteor! Heading for the house!
Uh-oh. I'd better log off now.
This does not look good.

Escape from the store

I'm still here, with mom, at the store, trapped in this brick dome. We've been sleeping on the brick wall, and i'm still typing on my wristwatch, which has a backlight. I don't think these bricks can hold up much longer, and a laserblast to the wall would collapse the dome. I might be able to blast a laser at the ceiling and destroy that, then work my way down. Time to hit the laser button.
Now activating laser.exe
I never noticed that text that types itself into whatever typable area there is... Well, mom did the same thing as
me, only backwards, and we lust freed ourselves. ...Rats, there's a brick wall blocking the exit. Activate laser_charge.exe
Okay, that worked out pretty well, especially because mom charged hers and shot it at the same time. The brick wall's now a smoldering pile of ash. Activate chat.exe
Choose channel
Channel 18
Hi Caleb. You haven't come home for a long time. What happened?
By the way, channel 18 is Anda. Blue text is me, and the red is the system or who i'm chatting to. There was an attack on wal-mart. It was incredible! This huge cannonball broke through the wall, trapping us in a brick dome and sealing all escape routes.
Sounds like it was epic.
We got out using our lasers.
Just so you know, green is a second person i'm chatting with-in this case, mom. She's chatting with Anda and her messages are showing up because of a glitch in the program that we found handy and didn't fix.
We're gonna go home now. I can't wait to play with Nathan again.
Yeah, we missed you two.
See ya in a bit! sign out
'Kay, we're in the car. We didn't get replacements, but i suspect they wouldn't have been the same. ...Hey, it's Baby Kitty and Guy! They're still here!...Which is great news. Well, i'll log off now. We're home. Been an eventful week. I'm starting to suspect that someone wants to kill us for some reason.

Attack on the store

Well, by now, every pet in the house is gone. We officially decided that it was not Benji, so we went to Wal-mart. We'd just started to look for replacements when a HUMONGOUS cannonball busted through the wall, knocking the bricks out. The falling bricks blocked all possible exits and trapped us in a big lump that was hollow. I'm typing on my wristwatch that i only have in this blog right now and it's midnight. Will we ever get out?