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Showing posts with label Resolutions. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Resolutions. Show all posts

Sunday, April 18, 2010

Météor incident--it's over

Hi there. Been a long time since the météor (may-tay-or) incident (That's what we started calling it around the house). I suppose i'll tell you about it.
So it all started at the end of last post. Big météor (that's how i'll pronounce meteor from now on) was heading for the house. I charged my laser and fired it. It just caused a small dent. Really epic. I charged my laser longer, small dent. I launched a L.A.S.E.R, small dent. I fired three charged lasers at once, three small dents. Launched a darkness beam, crackled with electricity? I was a little surprised that it crackled with electricity. I activated chat and summoned the rest of the family to also use dark beam. We kept launching darkness at the météor, and eventually i opened a small hole in the météor and discovered that it was fake. It was mechanical, fortunately---I'm experienced with computerized stuff. I jumped in the météor and started frantically moving things around. Eventually i had moved enough things that i could finish reprogramming the mecha météor by moving a few wires on the central switchboard. Instantly, the météor started flying back into the sky. I escaped through the hole and fired a looooong light beam at the météor, repairing it. I thought nothing about it being sent by the dopplegangers, but now i'm pretty sure it was them.

Tuesday, April 13, 2010

Escape from the store

I'm still here, with mom, at the store, trapped in this brick dome. We've been sleeping on the brick wall, and i'm still typing on my wristwatch, which has a backlight. I don't think these bricks can hold up much longer, and a laserblast to the wall would collapse the dome. I might be able to blast a laser at the ceiling and destroy that, then work my way down. Time to hit the laser button.
Now activating laser.exe
I never noticed that text that types itself into whatever typable area there is... Well, mom did the same thing as
me, only backwards, and we lust freed ourselves. ...Rats, there's a brick wall blocking the exit. Activate laser_charge.exe
Okay, that worked out pretty well, especially because mom charged hers and shot it at the same time. The brick wall's now a smoldering pile of ash. Activate chat.exe
Choose channel
Channel 18
Hi Caleb. You haven't come home for a long time. What happened?
By the way, channel 18 is Anda. Blue text is me, and the red is the system or who i'm chatting to. There was an attack on wal-mart. It was incredible! This huge cannonball broke through the wall, trapping us in a brick dome and sealing all escape routes.
Sounds like it was epic.
We got out using our lasers.
Just so you know, green is a second person i'm chatting with-in this case, mom. She's chatting with Anda and her messages are showing up because of a glitch in the program that we found handy and didn't fix.
We're gonna go home now. I can't wait to play with Nathan again.
Yeah, we missed you two.
See ya in a bit! sign out
'Kay, we're in the car. We didn't get replacements, but i suspect they wouldn't have been the same. ...Hey, it's Baby Kitty and Guy! They're still here!...Which is great news. Well, i'll log off now. We're home. Been an eventful week. I'm starting to suspect that someone wants to kill us for some reason.